festival of the penis in japan

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goodcopredcop:

candyandsharks:

i dont know its your magical butt

try it

Okay here I’m trying.

Did it work? Did you see my butt?

i didnt

i might cry again though

goodcopredcop:

candyandsharks:

you do

thats why i got to touch it

Oh wow.

Can my butt magically teleport to your place? I’m too tired to move.

i dont know its your magical butt

try it

goodcopredcop:

candyandsharks:

goodcopredcop:

I could never forget about you.

Okay my butt it is. What about my butt?

awww your gonna make me blush

i need to touch your butt

i was crying my eyes out earlier but your butt would cheer me up so much

Wow I must have some kinda magical butt.

you do

thats why i got to touch it

goodcopredcop:

candyandsharks:

goodcopredcop:

Good not-so-morning anymore. No time for surfing during work.

How are you? Here for more statements about how much you want to touch my butt?

oh good i almost thought you forgot about me

i didnt plan on that but we can talk about your butt no problem

I could never forget about you.

Okay my butt it is. What about my butt?

awww your gonna make me blush

i need to touch your butt

i was crying my eyes out earlier but your butt would cheer me up so much

goodcopredcop:

candyandsharks:

goodcopredcop:

Good morning, citizen!

Good morning, non-citizen as well!

good morning babe~

Good not-so-morning anymore. No time for surfing during work.

How are you? Here for more statements about how much you want to touch my butt?

oh good i almost thought you forgot about me

i didnt plan on that but we can talk about your butt no problem